See mom I told u the 6 hours a day I spent clicking in and out of 50x btc trades for a year was all intricately planned and now every crypto company has to bend to the will of this exchange

"yeah so u gotta set up a trading LLC step 1 and then step 2 u buy up a bunch of GPUs that u can depreciate 100% this year against STCG in the trading entity thanks to language in the BBB and then u get a loan against the GPUs from this crypto protocol and then u mine crypto with the GPUs so its a legitamate business and ok here's step 3 so"

Imagine being the intern at Circle who had to tell Jeremy Allaire "yeah 10% of our supply is on this thing called hyperliquid" this weekend