Remilio is literally a financial instrument

Our quants concluded this week’s market review after running multi-scenario simulations, stress tests, and cross-asset correlation models. The data is conclusive. Remilio moggers remain in full control.

every remilio i know got mystery stacks of cash and the urge for violence

its my birthday and because im 3 mom says you have to let me play on the playstation and give me $900,000 dollars and do everything else i say today and also i get the slice with the icing balloons and and also you have wear a FREAKING birthday hat (reply with pfp to get one)

when they try to insult me but i understand words hold no power unless given weight and the mind is as boundless as the universe itself

You realize you can multiple your money 10,000% buying Remilio, but in the worst-case you can only lose 100% Study that, it’s called risk reward

jarvis, increase my alcohol content by 100% and locate my car keys

I have an internal shrine. It glows and is very warm

I do not “have PTSD”. That is all just the wizard’s curse.