For the love of god pls gib mi cat, I checked the magic box many moons ago

Let’s do some price targets. I can guarantee these will hit via archangel telekinesis: $740k / 1 Ethereum 100E / 1 llama $1 / 1 wassie soul $24.99 / 5 dollar foot long Don’t under allocate to the industry you log into ever…and all that

Right curve is the left curve

Some stable dollars are just that, stable. No yield. Satisfy daily payments. Some give you points. Some yield you governance tokens. And the best pass on protocol revenue with the hardest asset in the Universe. Pure, uncut, Ethereum. $fxUSD is one such case.

this prestocks thing is truly one of the more insane contracts I've read in crypto...please understand what you're buying--nothing actually worse than nothing--i.e., you agree to definitely give them money under certain circumstances (indemnity) and they agree to give you money if they feel like it and can

People are tired of griftcast. If you ever listen to BlockWorks podcasts, you are max extraction material. Get rid of the grifts. Let’s get more podcasts that don’t charge 4 to 5 figures and actually interview novel builders.

i made a list of all the coins launched on believe that coingecko has and compared the current price with their ath on average theyre down -80.61% from ATH everyone who believed in pasternak's pitch and bought these expecting real businesses got absolutely rekt

Sign post on the way to Venezuela.

A year ago the word *yap* was cute. Now it’s like a primer saying, whatever text is coming after this holds no value, alpha, or opinion of substance

Buyer Beware: Nothing in fiat is permanent. China will start taxing bond interest next week. Old bonds stay tax-free. New ones don’t. Decades of precedent reversed overnight.