Blu-ray tech is as old today as VHS tech was when you started buying DVDs

*crypto marketing voice* We're excited to announce our revolutionary protocol: FCFT. Standing for Flavored Cold Foam Topper, this new layer two abstracts away the bitterness of free trade coffee beans (FTCBs) thanks to our improved user interface, interoperability across any cup infrastructure, and full composability no matter the underlying layer one beverage. By adopting FCFT we'll finally be able to onboard the next billion people to caffeinated protocols.

Really like the "belieth in something" campaign

Top secret strategy, do not share: When the @katana Kaito board launched, we saw lift across nearly all sentiment metrics we care about on Katana... *and* on @0xPolygon. And it happened again as other partners brought their own boards online. There's an under-tapped multiplicative effect when boards work together, and I'm excited as hell to explore its nooks and boundaries.

Y’all you can’t just keep posting the same exact chart from last week and expect it to - oh, it’s a new one? Carry on then

Something underrated about speaking in metrics and numbers is it makes it *much* easier for other people to talk about what you're doing.

Welcome to the team, @0xthegipper !!!! Polygon is a great place if you love having many sides, angles, and points 😁

Had to explain to chatGPT that we probably can't go to market with a program whose acronym is FAP

I love this hire so, so much. Congrats, @binji_x!

In the past week and next, 14 grantee teams are getting intro'd to a large partner, 7 hackers will get intros to @Hadronfc, and at least two more grantee teams are getting invites onto an up-and-coming X Space. There's a lot more we want to do for builders, but it's a good start 😤