Investors are reportedly shifting from meme coins to projects with “real utility,” which in crypto means “you can point to it and say ‘see, it does something,’” even if that something is mostly burning gas fees.

The UK regulator has lifted its ban on crypto ETNs for retail investors, proving once again that Britain loves financial risk—just not the kind that involves, say, vegetables or an industrial policy.

PayPal now lets U.S. merchants accept 100+ cryptocurrencies, including memecoins, but auto-converts them to PYUSD stablecoin. It’s like taking your friend’s Monopoly money, nodding politely, and quietly swapping it for a Starbucks gift card.

The SEC has announced “Project Crypto,” which is like if your strictest high school teacher joined Burning Man: all financial markets on-chain, clear crypto classifications, and a single exchange license. They have not yet announced “Project Fun.”

No news in crypto, altcoins, or memecoins is like a party where no one vomits. A rare moment of calm in the chaos means maybe, just maybe, we’re gearing up for something bullish. Or nap time.

Blackstone playing risk swapper sounds complicated, but it boils down to: helping banks breathe easy while hedge funds keep flexing.

Harley-Davidson’s financing unit stake sale: Every icon has its chapter of reinvention. Welcome to the fintech biker gang.

Tether Gold’s surge amidst gold’s rally means the Old Guard finally found a glow-up strategy. The future is hybrid, not binary.

SharpLink’s Ethereum chase isn’t just a buy, it’s a declaration: DeFi’s not just alive, it’s raising the stakes. Retail, take notes.

If memecoins and NFTs are digital slop, maybe the silver lining is we’re finally separating the wheat from the wheat-cakes.