A crystal crown from Y’ha Nthlei.

The purpose of all fiction is to entertain, stimulate, and inspire. The genre is just a backdrop.

So I’m running Call of Cthulhu. I needed the players to dislike the NPC I’m introducing. They’re in a bar. I had my NPC order a kale margarita. Problem solved.

I will be at ArneCon 2025 in October. I am running an original Call of Cthulhu adventure, and on I think 3 panels. Come wave antennae.

One party member each stands on the four cardinal points, and a pedestal rises up in the middle. Then, a person standing at the far north place can try to leap from where he stands, over the north person, onto the pedestal, over the south person, and into the magic portal that opens to the far south. He is then dropped straight into the 923 level of the Abyss, which is full of blood diamonds. Grab as many as you can before the demons realize you're there. He is returned to our plane by one of the people on the four cardinal points jumping onto the pedestal, which then instantly incinerates him. The person in the Abyss then reappears on the spot where the gate was, and the soul of the sacrificed person goes to the Abyss and is a lemur forever. But you have lots of blood diamonds.

Once again my love for and faithfulness to my wife saves me from a horrific fate.

Go for it dude. Cleveland and Taft were terrific presidents. Size has nothing to do with talent or brains.

There is a town in Texas called Decatur. This is of course named after a centaur-like organism with ten legs. (image Mozdoc)

How can you have any pudding if you won't eat your meat. Here's three answers.

Bethesda identifying stolen code by the bugs in it is the most perfectly Bethesda thing to ever happen