in celebration of international cat day, I will be kidnapping chimpfone’s cat live on stream while he is on vacation.

I’m gonna gay post rq: if anybody is ever struggling mentally and just needs somebody to talk to, my dms are always open always down to talk to a bro.

turned 18 today. been a wild past few years but I’m glad to know all of you!

putting “I’m independent” on a dating profile is woman-speak for “I’m insufferable and sleep around a lot”

despite what CryptoAnon473 tells you, you do not have to lose it all to become a better trader in fact you’re probably retarded if you “lose it all” and should hit the oil rig.

two korean dudes who don’t even speak english showed up at my bjj gym today both had on white belts start rolling with one and bro sweeps me before I even started anything “you’re not a white belt bro, what are you???” “ooooo so sorry, I purpre bert” we could have led w that

“shut the fuck up” - slitney

my goals in this life are not beyond your comprehension, they’re just simpler than one could ever imagine.

we should **** him 👍

I am addicted to sounding and I am not ashamed to admit it.