bro just rearranged my guts and now im eating chinese food

update: i have been fired from my position at berachain i was the guy in charge of posting $BERA charts to artificially keep the price down was informed price no longer needed to stay down will be transitioning to full time @puffpaw_xyz vape tester

fresh BLOCK CHAIN stats off the press: we achieved over 1 million transactions cumulatively on test kek the funniest L2 coming to berachain has seen a lot more activity with the introduction of nfts the lol/fun open edition from rarible is also currently at 69,541 supply let him cook nft from @mryxji also sitting at a floor of over 4000 $BITCOIN

we will not falter we will not break by any means necessary sprotos to infinity, $BITCOIN to ahgungillions

you can still buy $BERA under $2 btw

GCR appeared for like 15 minutes last night to say “Sprotos looking good here” what did he mean by this?

ok so there’s yield, but what if you want extra assets to farm with well that’s where @Dolomite_io comes in apr is stabilizing around 60-70% these days and there’s plenty of assets you can borrow against your staked $BERA so how does borrowingp work? 🧵

your problem is you still think harrypotterobamasonic10inu is just a memecoin you don’t see the work that goes into it day in and day out the coin who lived will shock many, but not the sprotos

big yields on $BERA berachain recently added native staking and currently earning 111% apr this is great yield but what if i told you you could get close to 200% with the same staked $BERA? keep reading to unlock additional yields 👇

if you're a guy in your early 20s, buy a sproto gremlin go into debt if you have to