I can’t sleep because I’m thinking about the time people called their project Nonce Finance.

years ago there was a huge korean ship out there with 22 people on it that everyone just abandoned when the company went under. people here would bring them food and we would go and wave to them. it went on forever, i wonder if they are still alive every time i go to the beach.

my bank guy just asked me if i wanted to buy some "ethereum adjacent" thing. dude. my whole life is ethereum adjacent. i am over exposed. please, talk to me about oil or something. (it's a great day to be over exposed to eth)

The number behind the name. $2.71828B total deposits. 𝑒.

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everyone on this app tweets like fucking bots now. please ask yourself: are you earning points or are you ruining my day?

help me convince my husband that we should flip our eth into a crypto punk instead of selling close to all time high and buying a house. please, he wont listen to me.

EulerSwap hits $2B total volume. All in just 9 weeks. Billions more to come.

the vibes at the beach completely fell apart when the “which kind of dog do you think i’d be” conversation started

walked 20k steps, went to 2 farmers markets, and read a physical book. i have been reset to factory settings and ready for another few months of 15 hour screen time.