You underestimate my power.

is the bear market in the room with us right now?

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Nobody cared who I was until I put on the tie

Every Paper Bitcoin company needs a jpeg strategy and they need to pay their Strategic JPEG Advisor oodles of money. My qualifications: ✅ Hit 200 discord server limit years ago ✅ Over half of the ordinals ecosystems "OG" type chats ✅ Ability to make it sound like I understand Bitcoin metaprotocols ✅ Plausible neutrality about most collections ✅ The first tweet about the sale of an ordinal ✅ Top notch Dune dashboard favorites list ✅ Passing ability to identify what degen things are happening by actually looking at the blockchain ✅ Sleeper 100x lifetime Solana degen PnL

I consider myself a Serious Journalist who reports on the most important stories in Bitcoin which is why I am proud to announce that I am hamfistedly summarizing the Bitcoin Puppets Racecar Story tomorrow in the @blockspacepod newsletter which goes out to over 10,000 investors & institutions & key decision makers. Last weekend was a movie. Literally (they're making a documentary about it 😂)

The mempool is ripping because *double take* we are minting a PRE BRC20 2.0 tiker? 💀

My ordinals are not down 78% YTD. As communicated in my podcast @BTCSZN2 we have been carefully executing what we believe to be a highly profitable strategy for farming the Alkanes/BRC202.0/Kraken runes airdrop by subsequent intentional liquidations on Liquidium. We believe this will yield an extraordinary return to my ordinals when the market returns to buy all of my bags.

Just wait til we're hosting our Annual Ordinals Shareholders Meeting in Omaha and simulcasting it in webinar format on Microsoft Teams & LinkedIn Live.

The best way to solve spam *and* Bitcoin's low-usage problem is by decreasing the block size. Then when we find that a lower block size doesn't solve the spam issue and Bitcoin usage is still low, we can decrease the block size further. We continue doing this until Bitcoin blocks contain 0 transactions outside the subsidy. At this final state of 0 transactions/block everyone is happy: → Spam Haters have won the battle against arbitrary data on Bitcoin by disallowing *any* data. → Spam enjoyers have won because there is now a hard cap on how many more JPEGs can be put on-chain, meaning their assets become significantly more scarce (and we know because of Bitcoin podcasters that scarcity == value) Then Bitcoin can finally be used exclusively as a pristine capital asset. UTXOs are no longer created nor destroyed, but that is not a problem because we just statechain the private keys but through trusted custodians (which is the whole point of Bitcoin anyway). Creating new UTXOs is a spam attack vector, we need to only allow destroying of UTXOs. Everyone is happy, everyone's bags go up. If your Paper Bitcoin Company is interested in more insights like these, I'm available for consulting (DMs open)