Dear @HRF, I write this to you sitting in my San Francisco penthouse, barely surviving on my $750k salary as a Core developer. My fingers are worn to the bone after coding straight for 16 hours to remove various defaults. We are experiencing an unprecedented crisis today, suffering unimaginable oppression under the heavy boot of distributed authoritarianism. Many of my fellow developers can no longer have consensual sex except for the purpose of reproduction, all because the Knots users are interfering with the consensual conduct of third parties. We implore you to send aid immediately or it may be impossible to release version 30. Thank you.