> I tried a new barber today since this haircut (was in dire need). > He gave me the cleanest fade I’ve had in like 18mo. > He asked what I did for work. >I told him I’m in the crypto industry. > I proceed to tell him things to buy (he buys some things on Coinbase 5min later on my advice). > I leave a happy customer with plans on coming back. > market proceeds to nuke 30%+ a few hours later. > I can never show my face at this barbershop again.