I don’t understand Dave Portnoy - starts as a full Bitcoin hater - calls BTC a Ponzi - prefers day trading stocks on Barstool - August 2020: enters crypto for the first time - buys $200K in BTC and $50K in LINK on Gemini - panic sells a week later after losing $25K - says he will “never buy crypto again” - 2021: comes back - buys 1 BTC at $48K - then apes $40K into SafeMoon - calls himself “the leader of SafeMoon” - loses $32K when it crashes 90 percent - gets pulled into lawsuits but avoids charges - January 2022: buys 29 BTC for around $1M - sells during the FTX panic - watches Bitcoin recover without him - later says he should have bought $10M instead of selling - late 2024: shows bags of $1.5M BTC and $1.3M XRP - says he is done trading and wants to hold long term early 2025: buys $1M more XRP, $750K BTC, $400K ETH - starts farming Solana memecoins - uses the profit to bet on the Buffalo Bills - new tariffs crash the market - loses $20M in one day - now calls himself “a great white shark in blood”